Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Where Is Your Logic Now



 
One day
Apples came to Mars
And they broke out and sang
With dust-ridden guitars
I am dead
Wait, no, that's my pet chicken

Why can't I make sense
Something something horse-ridden


BLARGLE FLARGLE DOODLE DOO
BLEUGH ACK GOO GOO NYEHHH
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH 

WHERE IS YOUR BEAVER NOW


Please read the rest of this poem
Are you laughing insanely yet?
Oh, probably not

I'm not that funny anyways, am I?
Uh

I can see Corey as a hamster
WHY DID BALLOONS FLY OUT OF MY MOUTH
I have no idea what I am typing



BLARGLE FLARGLE DOODLE DOO
BLEUGH ACK GOO GOO NYEHHH

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH 
WHERE IS YOUR AQUARIUM NOW


Boop boop boop boop

Boop boop boop boop
Boop boop boop boop
Bloop bloop bloop... eleven


Why did I even write this


(Okay, I'm done writing anything ever again. Goodbye.)